THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG
I AM YELLING
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
IF YOU’RE IN THE HOSPITAL I DON’T CARE HOW CURIOUS YOU ARE OR CAN’T REMEMBER WHY YOU’RE IN FOR ANY REASON DON’T RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING IV IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE SITUATION AND EVEN IF YOU DO YOU PROBABLY NEED THE STUFF THEY’RE PUMPING INTO YOU FOR MEDICAL REASONS
DON’T TEAR OUT YOUR IVS AND DON’T MAKE YOUR CHARACTERS TEAR OUT THEIR IVS
The fact that it’s seen as normal for people to spend their lives doing jobs that leave them unfulfilled in order to keep a roof over their head is a serious problem.
A few of us at work have started “DECEMMER,” (where we draw mermaids for the month of December)…so recently I’ve started doing a series of sketchbook comics about different kinds of merpeople. Here is the first one, about the Mermit-Crab.
2014 is so close I can almost taste the Croatoan virus.
other languages are so seductive though. if we’re ever fricky fracking please just say something in another language if you know it. say something dirty in german. seduce me in french. summarize the basic plot of the wrath of khan in spanish. tell me your favorite recipe for cornbread in latin. i really do not care. anything.
I really hope no one’s done this yet.
I really hope this happens.
what if i was hot enough to sexually frustrate people
the hymn to apollo
be silent and hear the song of apollo’s glory! golden is apollo’s mantle and golden its clasp, as are his lyre and lyctian bow and quiver; golden are his sandals, for apollo is rich in gold… always fair, always young! never do traces of down touch his blooming cheeks.
and then theres
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW JESUSCHRIST
santa saw you reading all that gay porn
so does he want recs, or…?
i hope one day you find somebody who loves you and accepts you no matter how flawed you are just like you do with your favorite fictional character. i hope one day you find somebody who treats you as if you were their favorite fictional character
that is the sweetest thing i have ever read
heterosexual? us? tendo, please
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